I… Am an internet drifter. No one place is really my home I’ve seen the mold and feces infested gutters, and I’ve seen the Taj Ma haul. But like reality, my favorite places are the less-traveled paths. That abandoned house that makes your 12 year old niece cry as you drive past or the looming forest with no trimmed and ‘safe’ pathway.
Not that you have to worry about poisonous snakes or bears on the internet. I suppose that’s why, while I may have the impulse to search that abandoned house… I settle for popping open my laptop and browsing through a jungle of flash, html, and a bunch of gibberish text.
To understand some of what I’m about to post, you have to know about these things called ‘Art Sites’. No. I’m not talking about an artist’s online gallery. The website is actually considered (to some) a work of art. And like art, they make zero fucking sense… Which is great if you’re into that kind of thing. Lets start out with a couple of those.
http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/
Yes, those extra w’s are supposed to be there. No. You’re not supposed to see anything besides a bunch of blinking green text. The great thing about these kinds of sites is that there is no directory or clues as to how many pages there are or how to get to them. You just have to keep on clicking. The 404 page is tons of fun too. Type in an invalid URL for the site and have fun with it, and if you’re interested in a little bit of useless facts about said site, here’s this: Jodi’s Wikipedia Entry.
http://www.superbad.com/
I like this one more than jodi.org because of the sheer amount of weird imagery and… As contradictory as it is to say this: organization. At least with this site there’s more actual wording than gibberish. Does most of it make sense? Of course not. It’s not art if it makes sense, right? (superbad also has it’s own wiki page. You can find the link to it on jodi.org’s wiki)
Now for a couple of less-known sites.
http://larrycarlson.com/medijate/index.htm
I love playing with the little tree thing on this site. This one is honestly a lot more tame than a couple of the others. While it makes little sense, there’s actually a general theme going on here. The creepiest thing is the ‘Spirit Awake!’ button, and even that’s not too bad.
A couple sites that specialize in the creepy:
http://sixsecondsunrise.webs.com/
There’s nothing graphically amazing about this one, and the whole “Powered by Freewebs” at the bottom sorta takes away from the mysticism. I do, however, like the simplistic layout. It doesn’t take away from the message (… Whatever that may be.)
http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/
This site gives me the willies. The general theme sorta reminds me of The Number 23 movie with Jim Carey. I haven’t spent much time on this even though I’ve known about it for God knows how long, but it keeps popping up whenever I turn around.
And no ‘Creepy Site’ blog post would be complete without Hatshoe.
http://www.hatshoe.org/
Hatshoe is one of my favorites, considering the owner is very expansive about his little investment. Hatshoe also has a Youtube and a Twitter, yet it manages to stay cryptic and mysterious.
All these sites eat up a lot of my time. Not because I’m trying to understand and/or fit the small, mixed up puzzle pieces together, but because there’s so much to them and finding a new link is like making a fantastic discovery.
These are not the only sites I have in my arsenal, so I’ll definitely post more if it’s received well. Also: Most of these sites I didn’t find on my own. Not even gonna take the credit. But I did want to share them with my friends. Enjoy!